crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(Source: star-loser)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy)

pouvoires:

forgive yourself. when you break a stem at your neighbor’s garden. when you break a bone from parts you never knew was capable of feeling. when you break entirely because you’re tired of breaking. forgive. forgive. forgive. always.

hedlunds:

im tired of things costing money

gayleaf:

*Likes your post because i secretly want to have sex with you*

carbonbasedfangirl:

fuzzykitty01:

davusignavus:

rudimentree:

davusignavus:

i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said

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“now all of china knows you’re queer”

please deliver this reply to your mother:

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she laughed so hard i think she exploded

It’s back and still beautiful!

oh my god